it was mild

but the burning still requires some milk

i smell buritos

its making me hungry, so i'm going to buy some right now... now!

meditation is like adultery

the minute you actually use your brain its over

bastards found a new way

they spammed my goddamned comments... fuking assholes.. how can you advertise in someones diary!

big brother is watching

i'm at work... i'm not supposed to be blogging... i like the idea of that...

what a farce

lirberating, and empowering... these words do nothing in the real world

liberating

saying that word is empowering

your freaking me out now!

yah... i realise i write abt nothing... its liberating...

itchy

my arm is itchy as well

scratchy scratchy

i'm itchy on my hand... i really REALLY hate being forced to itch

potty break

i have to pee.. i dont know why i never go...

pictures are funny

i like taking pictures.. apparently so do many others...

i have a job

and so i must got to work everyday even tho i hate my supervisor, my boss, and her boss too.. PLUS all my co-workers are idiots; complete and utter morons..

The short bus (AKA the long blog)

*"mister west do you have any words for our viewers? Box, toaster, aluminium, maple syrup.. no i take that one back, I’m gonna hold to that one..."

*"you were in the Olympics? No I got pregnant with meg and now I’m pro-choice."

*"see-ya later hunny... well i guess I cant go swimming for half an hour... giggidy, giggidy, giggidy, goo."

*"yah well you know I used to com into Sal’s once a week to ahh.. rent movies from his ahh.. back room.. if yah know what i mean... a room for adults only.. catch my drift.. the ahh, you know, kinda movies where there x-rated porno’s and fully nude people fornicate for the camera and stuff comes out get my meaning."

"come one Stewie don’t be afraid its just water, its not gonna bite. Shut up! I know its not going to bite stupid. What a stupid thing to say; you drown in it you moron, it doesn’t have to bite you.”

babe

i like teddy bear (old peanut butter jars) better then piggies for banks...

mmm mornings!

breakfast is good... its even better when your hungover... i like breakfast food

timing is everything

9:29... they stop taking orders at 9:30... they answer... the beer delivery guy stiffs me for 50 cents... i like my beer... its cold... my tummy says its good to me

tummies are weird

it still aches.. but the creature no longer claws to be released from my innerds

ugg pain

my belly hurts and food made it worse:(

war is fun

penny wars.. aint u ever done it... hours and hours of fun if your child has ever owned a piggy bank... many ppl.. lots of beer... 10-20 $ in pennies... (oh yah not to mention hols in the walls...)

better

not so sick, but still a little iffy... a littel "orange smoothie kick" will will make me better...lol..

tired and hung

fuking hung RIGHT THE FUK OVER...lol

warm beer

not sure what to write... drunk and stupid... hehe